Why God Why? Why are you doing this to us?! *
I am a minisucle being in this blogsville. A tiny, microscopic, quiet, never into controversies kinda individual. But you had to go and do this to me.
I am talking about this.
Why? Just because I thought I would share my wordly experiences , and my knack of making a seemingly boring Friday a little better with the world? Is that the reason? If you knew what I was doing would inflict so much pain on others, why didn’t you let me know of it immediately? Why did you put Trolly through the pain of having to read what is probably my longest blog post ever, and then let me know how it had effected him/her (it?)? Ofcourse, I should have thought how painful it would be for someone with no life of his own, to read the tiny details of someone else’s seemingly better life. But you could have given me a hint atleast, yes?
Trolly is also angry with me for bringing in F.R.I.E.N.D.S. into my blog. It also said something about the subtility with which I do it. Should I have written Chandler Muriel Bing instead of the cryptic Chan-Chan man? Or is it more to do with all the poupularity, and ratings, and blog hits I would have got because people would have come searching for Chan-Chan man’s life history here, and then stumbled upon my blog instead, and been utterly disappointed? Is it that? Did Trolly have to face that pain?
And ‘fake’? Not only myself, but the entire blog community? Are we fake God? Actually, that was a question, not a statement, so I shouldn’t take it so personally, I guess. But the question ‘ Why are all you bloggers fake’ (abbreviations expanded for the sole purpose of keeping this place free of ridiculous abbreviations) kinda assumes we are, right? Oh wait. It is because of the story behind my name, isn’t it? I knew no one would believe it. That’s why it was a closely guarded secret, and now I have declared it everyone! Look what I have done, brought such a bad name to the blog world.
It also asks me if I live my life to blog about it. God, how come you never put such profound thoughts in my mind. Do I live to blog. Do I? (That topic really deserves a post for itself, probably under ‘DI’s guide to productive Tuesdays’? Alright alright, I will give due credit to Trolly. Pah, you and your idea of justice).
And it hates Khudaya Khair. :(. I added that in the last remember, when I suddenly thought of the song? Probably if I hadn’t, it wouldn’t have been so angry. What is this God. You’re making Trolly so angry, it is being so mean to me. It probably likes Deepika Padukone more, or Kareena? And I didn’t mention their songs here. That is why it is angry nuh?
Anyway, the harm’s already done. But one thing ,Trollies usually visit only interesting or controversial bloggies no? And I am so so kind in my bloggies. Once I became mean, you sent me an angry trolly to visit. But this time, I was not even complanining, only rambling about myself! Could it be a sign from you that I am inching towards interesting now? If yes, please send better signs next time, and not mean Trollies. Hmph.
But you can do one thing for me yes? Give Trolly a life , will ya? So that it doesn’t bother itself reading stuff it doesn’t like? And then feel frustrated about it? Or atleast give it the sense not to bother itself posting comments on these blogs, it surely has better things to do? No? Ok, then just stick to option one for now. And do it fast ok?
* Ok, I brought F.R.I.E.N.D.S. into my blog once again! But this time, no subtility. Is that better? Ask it that. That’s all. Thanks.
And yes, don’t scold it too hard, afterall, it gave me an idea for a blog post today!