Fridays make me happy. So, so happy, that I forget about the meeting in the afternoon, the fact that I am required to get something ready for the meeting, the fact that the ‘something’ would need some bit of time and effort, and the fact that I have only limited time, which I then choose to utilise for blogging. Because blogging makes me happy. And on Fridays, I need to stay happy.
So today, I am going to reach out to my readers. No, not you guys who read me by choice, I have nothing to say to you guys. You inflict this upon yourself, I am not responsible at all. I am telling you. I am talking about those wandering souls who were brought here by destiny. Or search engines. Same thing really.
So, here are my list of top 20 search terms which led to the blog. Top 20 most ‘explanation/comment deserving’ search terms. In no order. Oh, probably in the order in which WP threw them up. Whatever.
1. foreverinbluejeans wordpress
One word of advise. Type the same thing in the address bar, with a dot between the two. Press ctrl+enter. Tada! Same result! And it will save you 10 seconds too! Ok that was a lot of words of advise. Now I will go and file this as a lean idea. Oh, and while we’re at it, you cannot blame destiny for being here.
2. D**** I*** blog = + forever in blue jean Hmph. This is supposed to be an anonymous blog remember? Ok, almost anonymous? Then seriously, how do you think I feel when you go and search for my name+surname+url, huh? Next time, be more discreet, yes? And jean? Jean? Where is my red marker? Oh, and you too, no ‘destiny excuse’ here.
3. “what salinger gave me” catcher in the rye
Sorry. We all know Salinger gave you Catcher in the rye. He gave everybody that. The point here is what else did he give. And that, google can’t tell you, you should know nuh?
4. the discovery of the jeans
Ah, see. Here is where I feel very sorry for said searcher. Sorry pa, but we don’t do useful information on this blog. Sorry. I hope you found out what you wanted though.
5. chennai genting highlands
Is there a Genting highlands in Chennai? Are there any ‘highlands’ in Chennai? What is this? Is there a way I can block out inappropriate searches?
6. the dude jeans
Did you get ’em? Do you look all dude-ish now? Good for you. Send in a pic, I will judge and give feedback.
7. On days like these column
Ooh, this gives me an awesome idea for starting a series! In my blog only, where else. I am thinking something of the sort already exists, but hello, it would be a novelty here.
8. Show timing for Karthik calling Karthik
I am worried about the movie’s fate when searches like these lead to my blog. Seriously.
9. Karthik mtv ticker
I’m not amused or anything, only I wanted to round of the list to 20, so I inserted this here. And you got your moment of fame too, so don’t complain.
10. Adverse effect of GM diet
Bulls-eye! You have reached the biggest treasure of information on this topic! Twice bitten, forever shy. You will get all you need to know about the diet here!
11. forever in blue jeans explanation
What explanation? Huh? You know the name’s a song, what more do you want to know? These people I tell ya!
12. Can I get jeans made in goa
I don’t know really. Never tried. But why do you want to go all the way to Goa to get your jeans made. If you have to anyway, I am sure there are options. See, not everyone in Goa is on a vacation and by default always in shorts.
I am going by Tamanna’s theory for this one. Hi Dravid! Big Big fan I am! *grin*
Hello lady, payment in cash or cheque?
I am so sorry for putting up the mail id here, but I am still wondering why anyone would search for a mail id on a search engine, and why it would lead to my blog. I can understand the first part’s got to do with ex-roomie, but I never mentioned her here by name!
16. we have vacation to malaysia
We did too! It was fun! Yours is done?
17. langkawi buffet dinner
We didn’t go to Langkawi. Did you? Hope the dinner was good!
18. sentimental worlds for sister getting married
Sheesh, you must have been scarred for life, reaching here when looking for sentiments and all. There, there, don’t cry. See, now I am getting all sentimental.
19. what does ksera mean
Whatever will be, will be. Oh here it means K-tales. I was trying to be cool with the tags ok?
20. forever in blue jean epilogue
This one is hurtful, almost. You want an epilogue? Already? It’s just 6 years, hello! Not happening, you’re going to be subjected to a lot more for a long time to come. Be afraid. Be very afraid. And stop saying ‘jean’. Argh!
There. We’re done. The feeling of accomplishment is awesome really. But there is still more to accomplished, and that’s slightly more rewarding, monetary you see. Yep, i mean work, remember meeting and all. I will go and churn something out for that now. You on the other hand, have a happy Friday and a happier weekend!
PS: The search terms have been published as is, with no alterations to spellings, punctuation etc, so dare not wave your red marker at me!